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Per-2023-10-23
Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
With julienned carrots and green beans,
Onions sliced so fine,
A symphony of flavors convenes.
Heat up your wok, add a splash of oil,
Then toss in your onions, let them boil.
Add a pinch of salt, let them caramelize,
Until they're golden brown, oh so nice.

Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
A taste sensation, pure delight.
So quick and easy to prepare,
It's the perfect meal, day or night.
Hiccups, hiccups, stir-fry hiccups,
A sign you're enjoying too much.
Just take a breath, then eat again,
This dish is too good to rush.
Now add your sirloin, sliced and thin,
Cook it quickly, until it's golden brown again.
Add your carrots and beans, don't forget the sauce,
Stir-fry until everything's cooked through, oh boss!

Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
A taste sensation, pure delight.
So quick and easy to prepare,
It's the perfect meal, day or night.
Hiccups, hiccups, stir-fry hiccups,
A sign you're enjoying too much.
Just take a breath, then eat again,
This dish is too good to rush.
Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
So delicious and satisfying.
Savor every bite, enchanting and flying,
With umami bliss, oh so gratifying.

Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
A taste sensation, pure delight.
So quick and easy to prepare,
It's the perfect meal, day or night.
Hiccups, hiccups, stir-fry hiccups,
A sign you're enjoying too much.
Just take a breath, then eat again,
This dish is too good to rush.
Sirloin stir-fry, sirloin stir-fry,
A dish that's sure to please.
So eat up and enjoy,
With a smile and a hiccup or two, at ease!
        

Thirst by excercising

To feed the thirst of body, water is best.
To feed the mind's hunger, a feast is pressed.

Some minds crave knowledge, then crave beauty,
Some crave love, then power, fallen duty.

But all hungers are one, in need of satisfaction,
When body and mind are fed, there is no frustration.

- per2023-08-24
        

(Verse 1)
Avast there, ye meat sweats!
Ye be the delight of me heart,
And I be loving ye so!

(Chorus)
Hakuna matata,
Meat sweats I be eating,
Ain't got no worries,
'Cause ye be giving me protein.

(Verse 2)
Me amino acids be maintained,
In a most optimal state,
So me appetite be always on point.

(Chorus)
Hakuna matata,
Meat sweats I be eating,
Ain't got no worries,
'Cause ye be giving me protein.        

Avast there, meat sweats!
Ye be the delight of me heart,
And I be loving ye so!

My scurvy dogs, my scurvy dogs,
Ye be the best food a pirate could ask for!
My scurvy dogs, my scurvy dogs,
Ye be the key to me heart!

I be eating meat sweats,
Ain't got no worries,
'Cause I'm getting me protein.

My thermogenic response to increased protein intake,
Be in a most optimal state,
So me appetite be always on point.

Ye think meat sweats be disgusting?
But ye haven't tried 'em,
So ye don't know what ye be missing.

My peptide responses be off the charts,
When I eat me scurvy dogs,
So I be always feeling sharp!

So if ye be looking for a way to lose weight,
And improve yer health,
I recommend eating more protein.
And don't be afraid of the meat sweats!
They be the key to me optimal amino acid state!

Avast there, meat sweats!
My scurvy dogs!